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March 9th, 2008

What’s Your Take on this Look from Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week?

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The snow is still piled up at my Snarky Cove, yet we’re already getting a look at what we might be rocking come Fall via Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. Gawd!
Now, aside from my insane desire to be sipping my cocktails pool side and enjoying the […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

February 25th, 2008

And the Snarky Goes to…Heidi Klum

Morning, loves!
Well, it was all about the Oscars last night (thank you Writer’s Strike Gods) and the ladies brought it in a big way. There were so many fabby looks flitting down the Red Carpet, it was all my fashionable mind could dream about last night.
Because of this, Snarkstress will be featuring some of my […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

February 5th, 2008

…But This Red Gown is Not

There’s no denying Girl looks good in red, but the cut of Heidi Klum’s dress baffles me. It’s asymmetrical, fine, I get it. But the buttons on this thing make it look like a junior highschooler’s Home Ec project gone bad. Project Runway, my ass. How ’bout Project Hack Job instead.
Heidi, dahling, stick to your […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

February 3rd, 2008

Heidi Klum in Cookie Monster Couture

No More Sesame Street Guest Spots for Heidi Klum
Newsflash, dahlings:
Word around the preschool set is that Cookie Monster has gone missing!
One look at this photo, and I think we know who took him. And why he’s probably feeling a little drafty right about now.
I guess if Sesame Street is short a fuzzy blue monster for […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

January 14th, 2008

Gisele Bundchen in Swiss Miss Couture

Yodel-ay-hee-ewwwww!
Why do I suddenly feel like yodeling? Ah, wait. Perhaps it’s this horribly wretched outfit that sexay thang Gisele Bundchen is sporting. WTF is this all about, anyway? Yeah, this was a fashion show, and yes, rarely is anything in a fashion show even remotely wearable in the real world, but damn! I’ve got Mountain […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

December 3rd, 2007

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: You Watching?

It’s Almost Show Time!
Consider this your Public Service Announcement of the Day, dahlings. The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: Be there…or be chastised by moi.
See, here’s the thing. I have a very hearty obsession for all things Victoria’s Secret, and it’s not because I’m that way, it’s because I appreciate beauty (and I also happen to […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

November 2nd, 2007

Christie Brinkley: The Next VS Angel?

Shine On, Girlie
Wow, a little far along in your career to be auditioning for a spot in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, Chris? That star looks a bit heavier than the angel wings, though, so I suppose if you can manage that gigantic Swarovski Crystal thing, surely a set of wings will be no sweat.
Pssst…Actually, […]

By Liberty -- 5 comments

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