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Archive for the ‘Mariah Carey’ Category

July 23rd, 2008

There’s No Supersizing for Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey visits MTV’s TRL
In a time where empire-waisted and flowy babydoll styles rule supreme, Mariah Carey says “We Don’t Belong Together” and sticks to her favorite M.O.: pint-sized clothes.
And while it does take a lot of self-restraint not to rip her to shreds for wearing skirt that could fit a 7-year-old, the fact of […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

May 9th, 2008

It’s a Bling Thing for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon
Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hit the streets of New York, blinding everyone within a 10-mile radius with their extravagant bling.
Check this shit out: I haven’t seen so much ice since that horrid mermaid sculpture on my Hawaiian cruise with Adrian Grenier last week. Seriously, a whole lot […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

April 25th, 2008

Just Puttin’ It Out There: Mariah Carey is Da Bomb

Dahlings, I can’t believe I just said “da bomb” publicly, but cripe. There’s just no other way I can describe Mariah Carey in this photo.
Sure, I’ve given her some shit about wearing clothing meant for tweens lately, but this is one dress that only a womanly woman could rock. She looks so utterly fantastic […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

April 19th, 2008

Mariah Carey: Old Habits Die Hard, I S’pose

Well dahlings, it looks like I spoke too soon. Yes, Mariah Carey has gotten all lovely and slenderized and what not, and sure I acknowledged that she will always be the queen of tight-ass clothes. But isn’t this taking things a bit too far? Seriously.
How this lovely woman can ever bend over to fetch something […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

April 15th, 2008

I’ll Have What Mariah’s Having

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Well, now. Seems our little tight pants-loving Mariah Carey…still loves tight pants. But, Holy Cuervo! This time around Girlfriend looks awesome in them!
Did you see her on Oprah? Dang! Of course, she named her chef as a “secret weapon” to her ultra-fab weight loss, […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

February 1st, 2008

A Booby-licious Mariah Carey

Okay, yeah the girls are thisclose to greeting the world and yeah she’s sticking her ass out to there, but yanno what? Mariah Carey be looking hot here. This is a sophisticated twist on her normally sleazy attire, so for this, she gets my Friday Snarkstress Seal of Approval.
What do you think, dahlings? You likey? […]

By Liberty -- 5 comments

January 3rd, 2008

White and Tight: A Hollywood Diva’s Tale

Whoa, Hollywood Trend Alert!
If Mariah Carey and Jennifer Hudson have anything to say about things, it looks like White and Tight is the name of the game in the Big H.
Yanno, I guess I’m ambivalent regarding this trend. Call me an old fashioned gal, but in my flawless mind, white still has its place…in summer. […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

December 27th, 2007

Mariah Carey Gives New Meaning to “Skinny Jeans”

Damn, Them Jeans Be Tight!
Oh, it’s so good to be back, dahlings. Ain’t Christmas just a killer? Sure, it’s all warm and fuzzy and what not, but goddang does it ever put a cramp in my snarky style. Couple that with the endless hours I spent hurling my brains out (and not because I drank […]

By Liberty -- 7 comments