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Archive for the ‘Make Up’ Category

June 24th, 2008

Demi Moore: A Royal Redeemer

After giving the normally fab Demi Moore (and hubby Ashton Kutcher) a whole lotta shit a couple weeks ago, I am so relieved to see her getting her act back together and looking scrumptious here.
The royal blue color, while “in” in Hollywood for far too long, looks great with her complexion and the cut […]

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June 16th, 2008

Eva Longoria: I Bow to Thee

Is there a thief in the house? Because I would sure love to get my snarky hands on Eva Longoria Parker’s summer-iffic cazh ensemble, pronto!

Everything about this look is perfecto. The slouchy yet chic shirt, the wrinkled-just-right linen pants, the killer shoes, sunglasses, fab hairdo and neutral makeup palette - divine! But the piece de […]

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May 29th, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker: Sex and the City Premiere Winner

Sarah Jessica Parker: Foot or no foot, girl looks hot here. She is definitely the winner out of all four of da girls, wouldn’t you say, loves?

The dress is exceptionally gorgeous, her hair is down and wavy (rather pulled back so hard she has an insti-face lift, which she has been known to do far […]

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May 8th, 2008

A Demure Little Paris Hilton…Imagine That

Oui, Oui Paris!
Such an innocent little flower, that Paris Hilton. At least she likes to think so. I mean, check out this “Who me?” pose of hers. Whatever. You ain’t foolin’ us, P. Hil. We know all about you and your wiley ways. Right, dahlings?
But…I am so off-point, here. So Paris is putting on her […]

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March 30th, 2008

She Did It: Miley Finally Made Me Smiley

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Okay dahlings, it’s Sunday night so do forgive the horrific title I gave this post. But after Miley Cyrus’s recent Gawd-awful disaster, I’m thrilled to give this crazy-famous teen phenom my Snarky Blessing once more.
Check […]

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March 21st, 2008

Paris Hilton: From Gah! to Groovy

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Happy Friday, dahlings!
Today we get to witness what is quite possibly the most wretched photo ever taken of one Paris Hilton (top). I mean, seriously. The only thing that would make this worse is if […]

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March 19th, 2008

Lovin’ Lauren Conrad in Her LBD

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Miss Fashionable Thang, Lauren Conrad, is sporting my new favorite LBD - the one-shoulder option. There is just something so inherently sexy about a one-shouldered gig Loves, don’t you think? To rock this look, take a cue from LC by going with bare legs and […]

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February 25th, 2008

Jennifer Garner’s Oscar-tastic Look

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Next up in my recap of Oscar greatness is everybody’s favorite Girl-Next-Door, Jennifer Garner. She’s fab here and […]

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February 4th, 2008

Anne Hathaway Looks Great in the Nude

Anne Hathaway in the Buff
Did the title of this post catch your attention on a Monday morning, dahlings? Heh. Thought it might.
So the deal here is that I’m not normally a big fan of the color nude. I feel like unless you have the most glowing tan on the planet, nude washes you right out. […]

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January 4th, 2008

More White Nights in Hollywood: These Ones Snarkstress Approved

Everyone’s allowed to be hypocritical every now and again, dahlings. Always remember that.
Okay, now that I put that out there, let’s all take a moment to drool over how white is done right with these ladies, as opposed to the chicklets below.
Sophia Bush - My least favorite in this set, which almost landed in […]

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