b5media.com

Advertise with us

Enjoying this blog? Check out the rest of the Beauty & Style Channel Subscribe to this Feed

Snarkstress

Archive for the ‘Hair’ Category

May 13th, 2008

Teri Hatcher Stuns New York City

Wow, dahlings. What a stunner, that Teri Hatcher, eh?
Check her out here, visiting the Late Show. I can’t get over how perfectly she has done this red dress. So many almost-there fashionistas severly underestimate the power of a nude peep-toe and this is one occasion where something like that is in perfect order. Teri certainly […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

May 8th, 2008

A Demure Little Paris Hilton…Imagine That

Oui, Oui Paris!
Such an innocent little flower, that Paris Hilton. At least she likes to think so. I mean, check out this “Who me?” pose of hers. Whatever. You ain’t foolin’ us, P. Hil. We know all about you and your wiley ways. Right, dahlings?
But…I am so off-point, here. So Paris is putting on her […]

By Liberty -- 1 comment

May 5th, 2008

Men About Town Monday | Next Up: Emile Hirsch’s Speed Racin’ Style

Speed Racer’s Emile Hirsch
He’s a smidge scruffier than the rest, but the next stylish fella featured in the Snarkstress Men About Town Monday series is the Speed Racer himself, Emile Hirsch. His completely cazh look and floppy ‘do make him appear all skaterish, but in a Hollywood kind of way. This is definitely a […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

May 1st, 2008

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Taking the Ken & Barbie Schtick Too Far

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
Well, dahlings, it appears as though Pretty Boy Spencer Pratt and Beautiful Girl Heidi Montag, are taking things a bit too far in the “How-close-can-we-possibly-look-to-Ken-and-Barbie” department.
I mean, come on.
Since this is Spence’s standby dressed-up look, I’ll excuse everything but his crappy posture. But Heidi? Lawda mercy. Girlfriend’s hair screams “Wedding Day […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

April 29th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan: Sloppy and Saggy Supreme

Lindsay Lohan
Oy, loves. This is not a good look on Miss Lindsay Lohan. An ill-fitting bubble dress with hideous shoes? Blech.
Yes, I realize I am not a bubble dress fan to begin with. Rarely do I dig anyone in them at all, so seeing LiLo in this disaster takes the cake. Add to it the […]

By Liberty -- 9 comments

April 28th, 2008

Breaking News: Leona Lewis Has Lost Her Sheep

Leona Lewis
Newsflash, dahlings: The absolutely gorgeous, stunning, fabulous songbird, Leona Lewis, has apparently given up singing in exchange for a herding career. Damn. And I was totally digging her tunes.
Thankfully, she has decided to take herding high-fashion though, as seen here with her stilettos of choice. But let it be known that while I appreciate […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

April 28th, 2008

Pamela Anderson vs. Jenny McCarthy: Who Does ‘The Boob Dress’ Better?

Pamela Anderson

Jenny Mc Carthy
Ah yes. The Boob Dress. A Hollywood staple, for sure, but some tend to rock this look better than others. Much better.
Take Pamela Anderson and Jenny Mc Carthy, for instance. Both buxom blondes. Both strong forces in H-town. Both sporting The Boob Dress. Jenny’s rocking hers. Pam, not so much.
I think the […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

April 20th, 2008

A Summer-iffic Look (and Killer Gams) From Eva Mendes

Just had to share this hot-cha-cha shot of Eva Mendes and her ass-kicking gams. Oh, and the dress, too. Yeah, that.
Seriously, Eva’s whole look is spot-on. From head-to-toe she epitomizes summer chic in a fun yet sexy way. I am giving her the Snarkstress Seal of Approval all the way and strongly encourage you dahlings […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

April 9th, 2008

Paula Abdul Reminds Me of the Chiquita Banana Chick

picApp_publisherId = 473;picApp_imageId = 12722;picApp_imageWidth = 322;picApp_imageHeight = 504;picApp_configUrl = “http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/GetConfig.aspx”;picApp_Picview=”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/en/picviewerv1_1.swf”;picapp_numberOfLine=2;ImageServe();
Yes loves, I am crazy-impressed that Paula Abdul can cut up an oh-so-slinky dress like this. But there is one thing keeping me from bestowing the uber-coveted Snarkstress Seal of Approval onto her: The fact that she totally reminds me of the Chiquita Banana lady!
Now, […]

By Liberty -- 2 comments

April 8th, 2008

Carrie Underwood: Beautiful Dress…For an Older Chick

picApp_publisherId = 473;picApp_imageId = 12723;picApp_imageWidth = 341;picApp_imageHeight = 504;picApp_configUrl = “http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/GetConfig.aspx”;picApp_Picview=”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/en/picviewerv1_1.swf”;picapp_numberOfLine=2;ImageServe();
picApp_publisherId = 473;picApp_imageId = 12731;picApp_imageWidth = 306;picApp_imageHeight = 504;picApp_configUrl = “http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/GetConfig.aspx”;picApp_Picview=”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/en/picviewerv1_1.swf”;picapp_numberOfLine=2;ImageServe();
Dahlings, let it be known that I view Carrie Underwood as a mega cutie-patootie. And generally, I dig her sense of style. She most often sticks to a younger (but sophisticated) look and stays […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

Site Meter
Close
E-mail It