Wow, who knew a quick stop to the ER could result in an outfit for Rachel Bilson? Can you imagine, dahlings? This is probably how it went down:
ER Worker: Uh, wow, hello, Ms. Bilson. How can we help you?
Rachel Bilson: I have this gig tonight and I need an outfit, stat. *snickers at her own […]
Egads, dahlings! I didn’t realize Mischa Barton was trying to single-handedly spur a Ruffle Movement. Huh. Isn’t that something? Can’t say I’ll be joining in - will you??
P.S. WTF kind of excuse for a purse is that? A strap? Is she serious? Ever hear of a clutch, Meesh? *sigh*
P.P.S. Love the shoes. I really do. […]
Pamela Anderson: The girls on display and a side of nip cocktail.
Dahlings, I ask ye: At what point does one say to oneself, “You know, I’m hot and I have huge tatas. My legs are fab and my bod’s not half bad. But dangit, my nip’s showing clear through my white shirt, and that’s just […]
No baby bump? Want one? Then just fake it til you make it like Liv Tyler does here.
Recent singleton, Liv Tyler, must not quite be over the idea of a baby bump, since she’s chosen an ugly, shapeless dress which gives her that insti-bump look without all the hard work.
Seriously, I adore Liv, think […]
That Matthew McConaughey, always working out. Bless his heart.
It’s true I loves me some Matthew McEyecandy, loves, but isn’t matching your shoelaces with your outfit a little first grade? And frankly, the fact that every single photo of this man lately is of him in workout gear concerns me as well. Particularly since he’s known […]
Hoping to make your svelte stems resemble a bratwurst? Take a cue from Michelle Trachtenberg.
So you’ve worked hard at the gym, squatting and lunging your way to the most fabulous stems around. But you just wouldn’t feel complete unless said stems look like processed meat? Well, have we got the role model for you.
Step 1 […]
Let Amy Winehouse be your fashion inspiration for Office Chic. Pfffft!
Nothing says classy quite like a giant beehive, dangling cigarette, and gangly stems bent about in a “I really, really have to find a loo, paps!” way. Ah, that Amy Winehouse. Such a fashion icon.
Now, on a normal human, this blouse and skirt could work […]
Charlize Theron, Newsflash: Your name is not Kat Von D.
Aside from not having ink up and down her every square inch of skin, Charlize Theron looks to be taking on a Kat Von D-esque bad girl image…and it’s just not working.
This corset thingie is dreadful, dahlings, and the shoes are wretched as well. Charlize has […]
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher: Can you say fashion f***-up?!?
OMG, dahlings! Like really, Oh. My. Gawd.
WTF happened to these two? They’re normally so pretty. Here, they are so…not. Ugh.
Ashton: Lose (or at least tidy up) the scruff, lose the Golfing Grandpa look and stand up straight. Sheesh. A little good posture never hurt anybody, […]
She’s sure something, that Kat Von D. Wowza. Gotta love a girl who’s true to her own style, but good Gawddamn!
Howdya like them thar shoes? Comfy, eh? Like bedroom slippers, I’d bet.
Anyhoo, enjoy this mess, dahlings. And Happy Saturday!
Kat Von D
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Tags: Celebrity Fashion, Celebrity Style, Kat Von D, Snarkstress
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