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Archive for the ‘Fashion Miss’ Category

June 2nd, 2008

Charlize Theron: Channeling Kat Von D, Are We?

Charlize Theron, Newsflash: Your name is not Kat Von D.

Aside from not having ink up and down her every square inch of skin, Charlize Theron looks to be taking on a Kat Von D-esque bad girl image…and it’s just not working.
This corset thingie is dreadful, dahlings, and the shoes are wretched as well. Charlize has […]

By Liberty -- 5 comments

June 1st, 2008

Holy Heck: What Happened to Ashton and Demi?!?

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher: Can you say fashion f***-up?!?

OMG, dahlings! Like really, Oh. My. Gawd.
WTF happened to these two? They’re normally so pretty. Here, they are so…not. Ugh.
Ashton: Lose (or at least tidy up) the scruff, lose the Golfing Grandpa look and stand up straight. Sheesh. A little good posture never hurt anybody, […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

May 31st, 2008

The Holy S*@t Outfit of the Week!

She’s sure something, that Kat Von D. Wowza. Gotta love a girl who’s true to her own style, but good Gawddamn!
Howdya like them thar shoes? Comfy, eh? Like bedroom slippers, I’d bet.
Anyhoo, enjoy this mess, dahlings. And Happy Saturday!

Kat Von D
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By Liberty -- 7 comments

May 28th, 2008

Kristin Davis: Not Looking Very Sexy in the City

Hello my dahlings. Have you seen the photos from the Sex and the City NYC Premiere yet? Well, here’s one for you…

Check out Ms. Kristin Davis. Now just WTF was she drinking when she suited up in this gold lame wrapping paper nightmare? Gah! Pair that with pleats, ruffles and ugly black shoes and you […]

By Liberty -- 3 comments

May 26th, 2008

Jessica Simpson Gives New Meaning to the Term ‘Painted On’

It’s been a while since we’ve chatted about Jessica Simpson, dahlings, but when I saw her wearing some starving artist’s painting canvas, I could hardly resist.
Seriously, this either looks like a painting which has been crafted into an ill-fitting tube dress, or the interior fabric of a cruise ship sofa, also crafted into an ill-fitting […]

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May 23rd, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker: From Yikes to Yes! in Mere Moments

Well glory be, Sex and the City sweetie, Sarah Jessica Parker, was good enough to closet her freak-out gear for a recent trip to the Late Show with David Letterman. Can I get a Thank Gawd for that one?
However, dahlings, you might note that she still didn’t look a whole damn lot […]

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May 21st, 2008

Prom Night for Britney Spears?

Heya, Britney Spears. Where you headed there? To Prom? I only ask because my snarky self had a prom dress freakily similar to this back in the day, except mine was the proper length (as in, short), not this tea-length nightmare. Gah!
Unfortunately, Brit, my shreddings do not end there. The bag: does not match. Even […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

May 19th, 2008

Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie Are a Royal Mess

Happy Monday, dahlings!
Well, a little bit of laughter to brighten the start of your week courtesy of Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice, seen here attending a wedding over the weekend. Good stuff, eh?
I didn’t know this, but evidently horrific fashion and ridiculous headpieces are staples in the royal wedding attire repertoire. Isn’t that something? Now, […]

By Liberty -- 11 comments

May 16th, 2008

Purple Reigns for Paula Abdul


By Liberty -- 4 comments

May 13th, 2008

Sex and the Woods…er, City

So, here are the Sex and the City ladies, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, and Sarah Jessica Parker. At first glance, they don’t look too shabby, do they? Well, dahlings, sharpen your eyes. Because…

What. The. Eff????
Oh my Gawd, is she for real? Seriously. She put on that fabulous dress, applied her makeup flawlessly, and […]

By Liberty -- 0 comments

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