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Archive for the ‘Dresses’ Category

June 27th, 2008

Hey, Mary-Kate! Quit Stealing Granny’s Dresses!

Weee-oooo! Weee-oooo! We have a granny dress thief on the loose - Mary Kate Olsen.

After a few moments of cuteness this past week, Mary-Kate Olsen was back to frump, but now I fear she’s gone too far. This pastel granny dress with black peep-toe Christians is a killer (and not in a good way!) combination. […]

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June 24th, 2008

Demi Moore: A Royal Redeemer

After giving the normally fab Demi Moore (and hubby Ashton Kutcher) a whole lotta shit a couple weeks ago, I am so relieved to see her getting her act back together and looking scrumptious here.
The royal blue color, while “in” in Hollywood for far too long, looks great with her complexion and the cut […]

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June 23rd, 2008

Michelle Obama Creates a Stir in an Off-the-Rack Frock

There’s no denying it, dahlings. Michelle Obama (third from left in the photo below) is one stylish lady. And what’s even more fab? Girl shops off the rack. Can you believe it?

Dress from White House | Black Market
This dress from White House | Black Market is sweeping the ladies of America into a fashion frenzy. […]

By Liberty -- 11 comments

June 23rd, 2008

Jennifer Love Hewitt Screams Summer Chic

Looking for an easy-breezy summer cazh look? Then take lead from Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Besides white, navy is one of my fave colors for summer. There’s something so crisp about it. Maybe it’s that whole nautical vibe? I dunno. But I love the flowy-ness and neckline of this dress. It’s the perfect thing to go from […]

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June 18th, 2008

Rachel Bilson in ER Chic

Wow, who knew a quick stop to the ER could result in an outfit for Rachel Bilson? Can you imagine, dahlings? This is probably how it went down:
ER Worker: Uh, wow, hello, Ms. Bilson. How can we help you?
Rachel Bilson: I have this gig tonight and I need an outfit, stat. *snickers at her own […]

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June 13th, 2008

Mischa Barton: A Walking Disaster

Egads, dahlings! I didn’t realize Mischa Barton was trying to single-handedly spur a Ruffle Movement. Huh. Isn’t that something? Can’t say I’ll be joining in - will you??
P.S. WTF kind of excuse for a purse is that? A strap? Is she serious? Ever hear of a clutch, Meesh? *sigh*
P.P.S. Love the shoes. I really do. […]

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June 11th, 2008

Jessica Simpson: Fill ‘Er Up, Buttercup!

Jessica Simpson - An (almost) vision in yellow.

Sorry loves, but I still dig Jessica Simpson. Don’t hold it against me. She’s a totally bubble-head, sure, but so what? Gives her character (or something).
So here’s my Jess, leaving a din-din at Nobu in NYC. Although she’s not particularly looking her dreamiest from The Girls up, (you’re […]

By Liberty -- 9 comments

June 9th, 2008

How to Look Like You Have a Baby Bump, Even if You Don’t: by Liv Tyler

No baby bump? Want one? Then just fake it til you make it like Liv Tyler does here.

Recent singleton, Liv Tyler, must not quite be over the idea of a baby bump, since she’s chosen an ugly, shapeless dress which gives her that insti-bump look without all the hard work.
Seriously, I adore Liv, think […]

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June 5th, 2008

How to Make Your Legs Look Like Sausages, by Michelle Trachtenberg

Hoping to make your svelte stems resemble a bratwurst? Take a cue from Michelle Trachtenberg.

So you’ve worked hard at the gym, squatting and lunging your way to the most fabulous stems around. But you just wouldn’t feel complete unless said stems look like processed meat? Well, have we got the role model for you.
Step 1 […]

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June 4th, 2008

Heidi Klum Rocks a Hot Pink Rubber Dress

Huh. Who’d have ever pegged Heidi Klum as a rubber dress wearer? Surely not moi.
Okay, maybe it’s not rubber, but it sure as hell looks like it. Rubber or not, the dress is hot, as is Mrs. Seal herself. She’s even rocking the toe cleavage, a feat in and of itself. Ha! Get it? A […]

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