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Archive for the ‘Dresses’ Category

May 14th, 2008

Miley Cyrus is Back as Hannah Montana…and She’s Clothed!


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May 13th, 2008

Teri Hatcher Stuns New York City

Wow, dahlings. What a stunner, that Teri Hatcher, eh?
Check her out here, visiting the Late Show. I can’t get over how perfectly she has done this red dress. So many almost-there fashionistas severly underestimate the power of a nude peep-toe and this is one occasion where something like that is in perfect order. Teri certainly […]

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May 13th, 2008

Sex and the Woods…er, City

So, here are the Sex and the City ladies, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, and Sarah Jessica Parker. At first glance, they don’t look too shabby, do they? Well, dahlings, sharpen your eyes. Because…

What. The. Eff????
Oh my Gawd, is she for real? Seriously. She put on that fabulous dress, applied her makeup flawlessly, and […]

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May 9th, 2008

It’s a Bling Thing for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon
Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hit the streets of New York, blinding everyone within a 10-mile radius with their extravagant bling.
Check this shit out: I haven’t seen so much ice since that horrid mermaid sculpture on my Hawaiian cruise with Adrian Grenier last week. Seriously, a whole lot […]

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May 8th, 2008

A Demure Little Paris Hilton…Imagine That

Oui, Oui Paris!
Such an innocent little flower, that Paris Hilton. At least she likes to think so. I mean, check out this “Who me?” pose of hers. Whatever. You ain’t foolin’ us, P. Hil. We know all about you and your wiley ways. Right, dahlings?
But…I am so off-point, here. So Paris is putting on her […]

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May 3rd, 2008

Big Shocker Alert: Tara Reid Wins ‘The Boob Dress’ Battle

Tara Reid
Dahlings, she wasn’t even in the original contest, but I do believe we have a winner in the Battle of the Boob Dress. None other than Ms. Tara Reid.
Clearly, Tara smokes both Jenny Mc Carthy, and particularly Pamela Anderson. Girl is doing The Boob Dress right. Go Tara.
After claims of botched up plastic surgery, […]

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May 1st, 2008

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Taking the Ken & Barbie Schtick Too Far

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
Well, dahlings, it appears as though Pretty Boy Spencer Pratt and Beautiful Girl Heidi Montag, are taking things a bit too far in the “How-close-can-we-possibly-look-to-Ken-and-Barbie” department.
I mean, come on.
Since this is Spence’s standby dressed-up look, I’ll excuse everything but his crappy posture. But Heidi? Lawda mercy. Girlfriend’s hair screams “Wedding Day […]

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April 29th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan: Sloppy and Saggy Supreme

Lindsay Lohan
Oy, loves. This is not a good look on Miss Lindsay Lohan. An ill-fitting bubble dress with hideous shoes? Blech.
Yes, I realize I am not a bubble dress fan to begin with. Rarely do I dig anyone in them at all, so seeing LiLo in this disaster takes the cake. Add to it the […]

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April 28th, 2008

Breaking News: Leona Lewis Has Lost Her Sheep

Leona Lewis
Newsflash, dahlings: The absolutely gorgeous, stunning, fabulous songbird, Leona Lewis, has apparently given up singing in exchange for a herding career. Damn. And I was totally digging her tunes.
Thankfully, she has decided to take herding high-fashion though, as seen here with her stilettos of choice. But let it be known that while I appreciate […]

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April 28th, 2008

Pamela Anderson vs. Jenny McCarthy: Who Does ‘The Boob Dress’ Better?

Pamela Anderson

Jenny Mc Carthy
Ah yes. The Boob Dress. A Hollywood staple, for sure, but some tend to rock this look better than others. Much better.
Take Pamela Anderson and Jenny Mc Carthy, for instance. Both buxom blondes. Both strong forces in H-town. Both sporting The Boob Dress. Jenny’s rocking hers. Pam, not so much.
I think the […]

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