Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Mayors of Blah City
Insomnia? This Should Help.
Have you seen these pix of Brangelina at the premiere of Angie’s new movie, Beowulf, yet, dahlings? If not, be prepared to weep.
I now introduce you to the Commanders in Chief of Frump Nation, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Sigh. I mean, you’re at a movie premiere people. A red carpet event. Gawd knows Lady Snarkstress understands what cohabitation can do to people’s fashion sense (not mine, of course), but don’t you think you could’ve tried a little harder? For your fans, at least? Pity that such attractive people have to look like such boring pieces of commonality.
Sure, Skangie…er…Angie’s coat is pretty and sophisticated. For a grandma. This is no Hollywood Starlet look, that’s for damn sure. Her skinny ass looks like it’s swimming in all that material and the camel color is putting me to sleep. And one can’t help but wonder if perhaps she’s hiding a bump under there? Hm. Just thinking aloud, here.
And Brad, with that goshdang hat that wore out its welcome about two zillion wearings ago, and the crappy looking scuffed shoes. Come on now, dahling. We expect more out your sexy ass. Especially at a movie premiere. Yanno, those things people used to get at least semi-gussied up for. Oh, the travesty.
Listen loves, I could go on for days here, but perhaps I’ll just summarize by saying:
“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….”
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11 opinions for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Mayors of Blah City
klassygirl
Nov 8, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Brad reminds me of “spanky” from the little rascals.
And I must comment snarkstress–I would spank that little rascal anytime love! My gwad!
As for Jolie–well she needs to waste away in your “spare me” files.
ta-ta love
Karen
Nov 9, 2007 at 3:25 am
I bet their gang of children was throwing a ruckus and Brangelina had to do some regulating (”Go to your room, Maddox! Zahara, you get a time out!”) so they didn’t have time to get gussied up.
Here’s something random: my friend works for a company that sold Brad Pitt a couch. She didn’t sell it to him directly, but did have to handle the order. I am now 3 (?) degrees away from Brad and 4 degrees away from Angelina.
Lola
Nov 9, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Hmmm…I agree that the clothes are very boring. By the way, you spelled premiere wrong :)
-Check out my fashion blog at http://fashionpoirot.blogspot.com
Liberty
Nov 9, 2007 at 11:27 pm
klassy, you naughty thing, you. But feisty. I approve. Just remember to take pix of the spank session, all-righty, love?
Liberty
Nov 9, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Karen - STFU over your degrees of separation. That is whacked, dahling. You might as well go around saying you bedded him, you’re that close. Totally envious, my dear. Totally envious.
Liberty
Nov 9, 2007 at 11:36 pm
Lola dahling, thanks for stopping in…and for your spelling lesson. Color me embarrassed over that one. I must’ve been drunk.
Anyhoo, I’m happy to add you to my blogroll, dahling, if you might reciprocate in kind. Next time you comment, you won’t need to leave a link within the text. Looks prettier that way - and we all know how dearly I love pretty things.
Thanks again. *mwah*
Karen
Nov 10, 2007 at 12:21 am
Liberty, I’d be happy to introduce you to Brad! I’m sure he and Angie need a sitter on Friday nights … ;)
Liberty
Nov 10, 2007 at 12:44 am
Well, since it’s pretty much commonplace for H-wood hunksters to sleep with their nannies, that’s a job I’ll surely take. Hook a snarky sista up, love.
Lola
Nov 10, 2007 at 12:23 pm
I would be honored to add you to my blogroll, Liberty! Thanks! (I agree, it is a lot prettier that way).
Lola
Nov 10, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Ok, you’re added!
Liberty
Nov 11, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Danke, Lola my dear. It’s my total pleasure pimping another Snarky Sista’s site. Long live bad fashion choices for us to shred apart, eh?
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