Ashton Kutcher: Say It Ain’t So
Oh my Gawd, dahlings, it’s happening. Brad Pitt’s newsboy cap is infiltrating Hollywood! First, this effing thing glued itself to Brad’s head, leaving us to wonder whether or not he still has any hair and, if so, whether it has become white or some other old-manish hue that he’s trying to hide.
Now, here it is on Mr. Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher. Gah! I’m starting to smell an outlandish sci-fi movie with this hat as its central plot line, slowly taking over the universe, one hottie head at a time. Shiver! Make it stop!
Yanno, I would never have pegged the Punk’d Pimpster for a copycat, but sheesh, as they say, a picture’s worth a thousand words. And in this case, those words are an incessant stream of “Oh hell no, not you too!”
Ashton, love, puh-leeze listen up here. We’re never going to claim to be giant fans of your regular preteen style M.O., but we’d definitely take that over this godforsaken hat any day. Remember: If it ain’t lookin’ good on Brad, it ain’t lookin’ good on no one. Take heed in those wise words, love, and torch the frigging hat already.
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2 opinions for Ashton Kutcher: Say It Ain’t So
babe
Dec 7, 2007 at 8:09 am
first ashton looks hot wearing this hat second ashton wore this hat before brad
kya
Jun 13, 2008 at 10:17 pm
he’s still hot anyway
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