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Angelina Jolie: Bumpin’ Up the Green

by Liberty on May 16th, 2008

Brangelina at Cannes

So twinkies, eh? That’s the word, thanks to Jack Black’s big, fat mouth. Of course, we’ve all been speculating on Angelina Jolie’s baby bundle for months, and twins seemed to be the verdict. No we know for sure. I can sleep better now, thank gawd.

So while that’s lovely and what not, what’s really important here is Angie’s dress. Yanno, this is the second time I’ve fallen for her wearing this shade of green, and we all know that The Snarkstress falling for Angelina under any circumstances is a remarkably rare event. But here, there’s no denying this is a fab color for this chick.

And, ahem, one more lapse from my normal Angelina-bashing: I dig the fact that Ang is sticking to tent-like dresses instead of the skin-tight bump-baring frocks that a lot of Mamas-to-Be try to rock. While sporting a watermelon is scorching hot in H-wood right now, there is something to be said for keeping the miracle of baby-growing a humble affair. AJ seems to be doing this, and for that, I must give props.

Of course, she gets props for her arm candy as well, but that all goes without saying.

Anyhoo, don’t get used to this Angelina-loving, dahlings. It was just one of those things I’ll probably regret in the morning, yanno?

Sigh. Time for a drink. Happy Hour a little early, loves? See you there.

Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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