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Amy Winehouse’s Look Needs a Little Rehab

by Liberty on January 17th, 2008

I Say “No, no, no!”

This is one of those pix that makes my snarky self salivate to the point of near dehydration. Seriously. It’s just packed full of opportunities to shred. God Bless you, Amy Winehouse.

So, yes, she’s blond. For a couple weeks now. And I still hate it. Maybe now more than ever. The first time I saw it was good for a soul-cleansing laugh. But as time wore on and I realized this wretched look is not just for temporary shock value, but is here to stay, I started to become more and more annoyed by it. It’s like Britney Spears as a brunette - it’s just not right! The cat eye totally doesn’t work with this look either (and is it just my warped imagination, or is she getting awfully sloppy with it? Oy.)

Next, we move on to her disintegrating weight. I’m honestly not sure how the weight of her hive and the Mr. T Starter Kit she’s wearing don’t just topple her over. That’s gotta be one of the big mysteries of the world. Truly. Girl needs to quit eating popsicles and have herself a Double Whopper with cheese.

And finally, I must make mention of this ‘do scarf. It’s definitely crossed that line of being overdone, much like Brad Pitt’s newsboy cap nonsense. Wouldn’t you just love to peer under that thing to see what’s making its home in there?

Gah!

Okay, Winehouse. We know you’re a freaky chick, but this is a bit much. Please, dahling, do us all a big ‘ol favor and go Back to Black…in a hurry! And eat a coupla Whoppers while you’re at it, mm-kay?

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