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Miley Cyrus: Looking Unpleasant in Peasant

by Liberty on February 15th, 2008

Miley Cyrus

So, Miley Cyrus, what’s this about a girl pulling down your kind of bucks dressing like a peasant? Hm? Was it not enough that your movie raked in a gazillion dollars? Puh-leeze. Get thineself to Marc Jacobs or hell, even H&M, I don’t care, but for the love of Gawd, please ditch the Laura Ingalls skirt. Please.

Phew. Okay, now that I got that out of my system, let’s dissect this look, shall we? At first glance, this shirt reminded me of fire (sorta like this dress did). Then, after further scrutiny, I found it to look a lot like an artist’s jagged rendering of the top of Mickey Mouse’s head, complete with a red hat. Then I decided I actually kind of liked the shirt…if it was worn with jeans. This skirt is far too frumpy to pair with a shirt like this. The overall look is quite sloppy and I know this cat can do so much better.

So Miley, some sage advice from Mama Snarkstress: Treat yourself to a shopping trip this weekend, love. And don’t forget to dress like the adorable, youthful creature you are.

POSTED IN: Actresses, Fashion Miss, Hollywood Damsels, Miley Cyrus

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