A Very Britney Birthday
Birthday Brit
Gawd, do I ever love Britney Spears. She makes my job so easy it hurts sometimes (well, not really. I quite enjoy it). Here she is, celebrating her 26th, looking all grown up and with the program. She’s really shaping up to be a class act, isn’t she?
Yeah.
Well, since this is a fashion blog, let’s take note of her birthday britches, shall we? I actually really, really dig the coat, though pairing it with that sleazy bustier-thingie and stupid choker (chokers are so no longer cool, Brit. Sheesh) totally cheapens the look of it. Personally, I would pair this fuzzy frock with a metallic cami (that’s a cami, Brit, not a bustier) and a sleek, low side-ponytail (not stringy, fried hair extensions). A dainty necklace that draws the eye down to the cleavage would be the perfect accessory without looking slut-a-licious.
And while double chins and crossed eyes are nearly always appropriate and alluring, somehow they don’t work much with this coat. Ahem.
You know what I hope someone got Brit for her birthday this year? A fargin’ clue.
But, wait. Then I wouldn’t be able to rip on her quite as much, which would somehow make my life seem empty. So never mind. Carry on.
Hope you all enjoyed your weekend, dahlings. *mwah*
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4 opinions for A Very Britney Birthday
dexie
Dec 3, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Britney needs OUR help. In every sense of the word. But before we run to her rescue, you and I need to have a couple of drinks…coz I don’t know about you but she seems like a lot of work. It wouldn’t be nice for us to drink in front of her, yah know.
Excuse my non-sense, I’m having a serious headache with this picture..LOL
Liberty
Dec 4, 2007 at 11:46 am
She definitely will be taxing on us, Dexie dahling, so some drinks are a must. We can meet out in Vegas…chances are good that Brit will be out there for some evidently ineffective plastic surgery.
Have a safe trip. Bon voyage!
klassygirl
Dec 4, 2007 at 8:45 pm
She looks cheap! WTF restaurant is she at?
That is my first impression.
Second impression,
Maybe Brit is attending a “didn’t make the cut” playboy bunny photo shoot. She is looking alittle “I am better than those bunnies” and “whatever, I’m the birthday girl”.
Please Snarkstress your Brit girl(although she is easy) has got to go. I have a huge pain in my side from her. HAHAHA;)
Liberty
Dec 6, 2007 at 12:17 am
But she’s so darn easy. And fucked up. And ridiculous-looking. And sleazy. And disgusting. And skanky. And the list goes on…
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