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A Demure Little Paris Hilton…Imagine That

by Liberty on May 8th, 2008

Oui, Oui Paris!

Such an innocent little flower, that Paris Hilton. At least she likes to think so. I mean, check out this “Who me?” pose of hers. Whatever. You ain’t foolin’ us, P. Hil. We know all about you and your wiley ways. Right, dahlings?

But…I am so off-point, here. So Paris is putting on her best Miss Priss act. So what? What’s really important is how she looks while doing so, no? So, let’s dissect, shall we?

Now, I will warn you loves: If you’re not a Paris fan, this might be the time to change the channel. Because, though I could never, ever be counted as one of her fans, it is my duty to the world to be as fashionably objective as possible.

And so…

I think she looks great here. Aside from her Noah’s Ark-sized feet which she totally could’ve played down with strappy pumps, her overall look is actually quite fab. Her hair is the perfect summer style, her skin is glowing in all the right places (seriously, giant props to her makeup peeps) and her dress is a lovely complement to nearly any occasion. She was headed to Rockefeller Center in this pic, but she could surely wear this to a myriad of places. Hey, come to think about it, so could I.

Damn, methinks I need this dress.

Anyhoo, loves, an overall good day for P, in my snarky opinion. What do you think? Love this look or hate it? Weigh in below…

Image with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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