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May 13th, 2008

Teri Hatcher Stuns New York City

Wow, dahlings. What a stunner, that Teri Hatcher, eh?

Check her out here, visiting the Late Show. I can’t get over how perfectly she has done this red dress. So many almost-there fashionistas severly underestimate the power of a nude peep-toe and this is one occasion where something like that is in perfect order. Teri certainly could have used the traditional red or black pumps, even a strappy silver sandal. But she chose nude instead and rocked the hell out of this entire ensemble.

Her hair is fantastic, her skin glowing. (Her ass is a little skinny, but what else is new in Hollywood?) The dress fits crazy-good and is the perfect length. I am dying here, she is so fab.

Take that, Eva!

What do you think, loves? Did Teri bring it last night or what? Discuss…

Image: Newscom

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May 13th, 2008

Sex and the Woods…er, City

So, here are the Sex and the City ladies, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, and Sarah Jessica Parker. At first glance, they don’t look too shabby, do they? Well, dahlings, sharpen your eyes. Because…

What. The. Eff????

Oh my Gawd, is she for real? Seriously. She put on that fabulous dress, applied her makeup flawlessly, and then she’s going to go and f*** the whole thing up with that forest re-creation on her melon? Oh, SJP. What in the hell are you smoking, love? Double oy.

Any one of you dahlings venture to guess what kind of point SJP was trying to make here? Anyone? Anyone?

Image used with permission from Newscom

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May 11th, 2008

Happy Mother’s Day, Dahlings!

Image details: Happy Mother’s Day with woman served by picapp.com

A giant Happy Mother’s Day to all you Snarkalicious Mamas out there. Treat yourself to a little (a lot) of pampering and be sure the ankle-biters are on their best behavior today. Tell them Mama Snarkstress said so.

Enjoy, dahlings! Be proud of all you do - Mamas are the most amazing creatures on the Earth. *mwahs all around*

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May 11th, 2008

Catch Up on All Things Fabulous with Your Splendicity Weekend Reads

The weeks Splendid best!

SHOPPING

Style Tots has Suri Cruise’s Ladybug shoes that Oprah liked so much.

Style It Less gives you 10 Cameron Diaz’s red pumps for less

Let’s Go Shopping finds some Great Deals at Ferro Cosmetics

My Wardrobe Today reviewsvarious popular foundation and face products.

eye4style loves Balenciaga bags AND the trend of invite-only, online sample sales, so she offers up an exclusive invite to Rue La La for readers.

Teen Style Lounge shares a must-have workout DVD for a summer slim bod.

BEAUTY

This mascara ended A Touch of Blusher’s mascara search…

Raging Rouge announces the MAX Factor May Makeover Giveaway. Over $750 of MAX Factor products will be divided among TEN winners!

Beauty Banterdishes on the most important moisturizer for oily/ acne prone complexions… and it’s less then 10 dollars!

get to know marina from makeup loves me a little bit better, as she shares all her beauty secrets with you!

15 Minute Beauty Fanatic gives you the products that Billy B uses on SATC’s Kristen Davis!

FASHION

She Knows Best thinks A Little Shoe Change Didn’t Hurt John Mayer

The Latest Luxe is having Double the Fun in Christian Louboutin Slingbacks

The Fashionable Kiffen has a whole bunch of Mother’s Day gift ideas.

Wardrobe Oxygen suggests some ways to look polished at work during the summer heat.

STYLEnosh is asking, Are you a style hater?”

Why did Michelle Tractenberg, J. Lo, Lauren Bush and Fergie Have all give the cold shoulder at the Costume Institute Ball? Haute and Bothered’s got the dish

Have you voted in the Snarkstress’s Fashion Icon poll yet? Katie Holmes and Reese Witherspoon are neck and neck, but after recent photos of Katie Holmes in NYC, you just may be swayed.

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May 9th, 2008

It’s a Bling Thing for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hit the streets of New York, blinding everyone within a 10-mile radius with their extravagant bling.

Check this shit out: I haven’t seen so much ice since that horrid mermaid sculpture on my Hawaiian cruise with Adrian Grenier last week. Seriously, a whole lot of mining went into this couple’s bridal jewelry. A whole dern lot.

Anyhoo, this is my Snarkstress Shout Out to this stylish couple since I sadly had to miss the wedding and I’ve yet to give them a proper congrats. So congrats Mr. and Mrs. Cannon. And thanks for doing your part to keep the miners and jewelers of the world in business. Bless your hearts.

*mwah*

Images used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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May 8th, 2008

A Demure Little Paris Hilton…Imagine That

Oui, Oui Paris!

Such an innocent little flower, that Paris Hilton. At least she likes to think so. I mean, check out this “Who me?” pose of hers. Whatever. You ain’t foolin’ us, P. Hil. We know all about you and your wiley ways. Right, dahlings?

But…I am so off-point, here. So Paris is putting on her best Miss Priss act. So what? What’s really important is how she looks while doing so, no? So, let’s dissect, shall we?

Now, I will warn you loves: If you’re not a Paris fan, this might be the time to change the channel. Because, though I could never, ever be counted as one of her fans, it is my duty to the world to be as fashionably objective as possible.

And so…

I think she looks great here. Aside from her Noah’s Ark-sized feet which she totally could’ve played down with strappy pumps, her overall look is actually quite fab. Her hair is the perfect summer style, her skin is glowing in all the right places (seriously, giant props to her makeup peeps) and her dress is a lovely complement to nearly any occasion. She was headed to Rockefeller Center in this pic, but she could surely wear this to a myriad of places. Hey, come to think about it, so could I.

Damn, methinks I need this dress.

Anyhoo, loves, an overall good day for P, in my snarky opinion. What do you think? Love this look or hate it? Weigh in below…

Image with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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May 6th, 2008

Happy Birthday to the Mancake of the Weekend…

George Clooney

So Gorgeous George Clooney was set to be the wrapper of the Snarkstress Men About Town series yesterday, but when I saw that today was his birthday, I just had to save this sexy beast for your Tuesday pleasure.

Looking super-fly over the weekend, Clooney rocks the jeans and jacket look, pretty much putting anyone else who tries this to bed. What’s more? He’s got a manbag, people. A manbag! And while most gents would incur my shameless snarky wrath for even daring to don a manbag, George gets a big, fat Snarkstress Seal of Approval for such goings-on. He looks fab. All the men of the world (well, aside from Brad Pitt) should take note.

Anyhoo, loves, why don’t you join me in wishing George a Happy 47th Birthday? Perhaps if enough of us strike up a party, he’ll stop in.

What? You never know…

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May 5th, 2008

Men About Town Monday | Next Up: Emile Hirsch’s Speed Racin’ Style

Speed Racer’s Emile Hirsch

He’s a smidge scruffier than the rest, but the next stylish fella featured in the Snarkstress Men About Town Monday series is the Speed Racer himself, Emile Hirsch. His completely cazh look and floppy ‘do make him appear all skaterish, but in a Hollywood kind of way. This is definitely a look Anyman USA could duplicate without looking like a fraud.

So the next time you’re headed out for date night at the local brew pub, have your honey get his Emile on and bask in the glow of jealous looks from the ladies. Ahhh, sweet victory.

Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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May 5th, 2008

Men About Town Monday | Next Up: Sexy in the City, Chris Noth

Sex and the City’s Chris Noth

Next up in the Snarkstress’s Men About Town Monday series is none other than Sex and the City’s Mr. Big, Chris Noth. Here’s a great photo of him looking, well, sexy in the city.

What do you think of Big’s, er, Chris’s jeans-with-suit-coat look, dahlings? I adore it and particularly like how he cazhed it up with the tee peeking out from under the button-up. That, of course, takes the look to just the right degree of “I-tired-hard-to-make-it-look-like-I-didn’t-try-hard”. It’s pure manly genius.

Therefore, my loves, Chris Noth hath secured a spot as drool-worthy on a Monday. No small feat for discerning fashion critics like we, no?

Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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May 5th, 2008

Men About Town Monday | First Up: The Beautiful, Beachy Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt and Pax Jolie-Pitt

First up in the Snarkstress’s Men About Town Monday series is the ever-beautiful Brad Pitt, seen here on a beach in France toting around kid #3 out of 464 (or something like that). I am sooo loving Brad’s casual beachy style: the jeans, the white shirt, the hat that in no way resembles a newsboy. And, of course, his manly scruff most definitely adds to the overall dudeliciousness of him (not to mention the hot daddy “Awwww” factor). Hot cinders!

Brad, looking fabby dahling. Thanks for being our first piece of eye candy this morning (as if you had a choice). Suddenly the day seems just a smidgen brighter…

Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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